A little monk humor...

A monastery ran a small flower shop to help raise funds. The village was upset with the group of friars and wanted to run them out of business. They tried all sorts of ways to shut the place down with no success. Finally, they called on the meanest, roughest thug in the village, Hugh. A threat from him was all it took to close the shop. Which just goes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.